So, TBN gives useless crap away if you donate x amount of money to them. I've decided to look into developing something even more useless: The Limited Edition Joel Osteen Prayer Floss. thats right. You too can use prayer and floss to have the same gloriously white perfection of Joel's teeth. All for a $50 donation to My Student Loan Ministries. If you act now, I'll even throw in two tubes of Joel's newest Joel Osteen Prophetic Tooth Paste, which gives a special blessing to those who use it to pray and floss every single day.
All for a $50 donation, man, the retail value of these "gifts" alone is got to be somewhere around...29.98 plus tax.
